Disney World Goths

What happens when you throw a bunch of miserable, life-hating, pasty goths down in sunny Florida to work at the happiest place on Earth? I don't know, but I bet it would be fun to watch!

The show would feature eight goths who would get summer jobs at Disney World. If they manage to work the whole summer without getting fired or quitting, they earn an additional $50,000 each. All of them would be assigned day shifts (dealing with beautiful, sunny days is part of the torment) for different jobs. The jobs would have to be jobs that force them to work with the public and at least put on a happy face, such as dressing up as Micky and Minnie Mouse or working as a life guard at the children's pool. They cannot room together either; in fact their actual contact with each other will probably be fairly limitted.

Will their anguish see them through the summer? Will their hearts be warmed by the sunshine and happy atmosphere? Will "It's A Small World Afterall" replace Cradle of Filth in their CD players, or will it drive them insane? Tune in and see!