Reality TV Concepts

Looking to kill some time? Then check out these crazy reality TV ideas! Every day I will add a new, probably over the top, concept for a reality TV show; I figure there is no way I can do much worse than what is already on TV. Remember, this all just for fun (unless of course one of my ideas is picked up by a television network, in which case I expect some compensation), so do not be offended by anything. Enjoy!

Thursday, August 19, 2004

Medieval Knight

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be a knight, or thought that some of the things they did might be kind of fun? Come on, I know there are a few dorks out there other than myself. If you have, or if you are just a history buff, Medieval Knight is for you.

Twelve contestants will start out as squires, training in medieval combat and knightly competitions. For fun, their instructor can be a black knight. The show will feature the contestants progress in their training and will have a big competition between the contestants for the shows finale. The winner of the competition wins $100,000. During training the contestants will have to live like medieval knights did. That means no TV, no fast food, and no super-cushy, air conditioned, New York lofts. But they should still have a good time.

Black Knight: Have at you!
Arthur: You are indeed brave, sir knight, but the fight is mine.
Black Knight: Oh, had enough eh?
Arthur: Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left!
Black Knight: Yes I have.
Arthur: Look!
Black Knight: Just a flesh wound!

(bonus points for you if you know the reference, and you should because it is an easy one)


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